“Let his greed meet his imagination.”  —  Matchstick MenMy father taught me a honest person will never be conned because the honest person is never looking for an easy free.  So when a foreign hacker stepped into this honest man’s digital house pretending to be my mother he got taken on a little journey through the weird. If you gonna dress-up in mama’s Sunday best and wear her good pearls, at least put on the right lipstick, dipstick!This guy made a decent attempt at proving he is my mother. He hacked her Facebook Messenger, offered warmth, and even asked how my wife was doing. Unfortunately for this dude my mother was in town, and we were talking with each other when the message came through. GAME ON!…

And just like that, we are off and running… The guy Barrister David Benilson is a person I am to email for an application to receive $50,000 in federal grants.This chap is a serious conman with proof of my mother’s grant. Certificate of authenticity provided for my inspection… He ain’t bush league. I am truly thankful President Donald J. Trump approved my mother’s $50,000 grant. It was a wonderful touch to include Uncle Sam holding a bag of money like a Looney Tone’s character. OK buddy, I am bored and have a few hours to burn. Let’s amp up the absurd to see how far you’ll run with me. I hope you enjoy the ride, this is where I exit the crazy train to turn over control to the master of ceremony, who will do formal introductions later in the conversation.

Mr. Barrister David Benilson is calmly waiting for my vital information, which Ben Dover will be sending over once he finishes his juice box. I believe the bond between Ben and his adopted mother are much stronger. We can only hope they spend the money wisely.