Should I wear the spandex? Possibly the codpiece with  blue spandex? What about eyeliner and latex boots? Am I Batman, or a male dominatrix?

This journey is taking me into uncharted waters of fiction. There could be a future lawsuit from DC Comics, levying allegations of gross misrepresentation of the Dark Knight. I am not a lawyer… But I might become one before this story ends.

To be continued.